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Light as a feather: Embrace ultra light-weight fabric

The Solemn Jester: Heath Ledger you'll always have a place in my heart

The Velvet Jacket: How to wear this scrumptiously smooth texture to avoid looking like a magician

Multi-tasking: Girls are better at it than boys

Pucker up: Ravished by the redness. Use Burt's Bee for bee-stung smackers, it makes your lips tingle like **oooo** so you know it must be doing something

You look r i d i c u l o u s

Gieshas meet vamp and frolics in the Garden of Eden

Asian Persuasion: Ornate oriental inspired adornments and a bold and opulent colour palette- full of royal blues, fuschias and gold. Makes me want to read and watch "Memoirs of a geisha" again.

Dark parisian fairytale: Cutting edge sculpting & vampish ebony nights. Think of it as a more practical and wearable Lady Gaga-esque look.

Garden of Eden: Metallic crop top meets neutral high-waisted trousers, a stroke of genius. How to wear crop tops seductively and demurely. Delightful tribal twist with the silver ankle bangles.

Knight and shining armour: It seems Mr Nick Knight can't put a foot wrong. Once again a vibrant oriental colour palette balanced with beautiful melancholy blues

Abbey Lee: She is beautiful yet here I think looks a little too harsh, proof excessive make-up can detract from naturally breath-taking beauty

Mean Poppa Lean - Personality (Leon Remix) (Well Rounded Housing Project 12" - A Side: James Fox) by leon.

Hooked like a hooker

Tobacco and leather blog artwork- looks like something which could be for a Thierry Mugler "Alien" fragrance campaign. Sublime.

New pretty girl on the block- giraffes have always been my favourite animal too

This photo screams out: Sizzling, sultry Ibiza parties. Assuredly the most unforgiving swimsuit ever yet Mossy has still got it

Integrate black into your summer palette: I'm a magpie and like shiny black and gold

I'm gonna drink my tears and cry

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This makes me think: What a divine presentation of fertility and feminity &...my bedroom wall needs something like this but my bank account balance crushes this wish

This makes me think of: Gwen S. tick-tocking as Alice in Wonderland. Alice ought to play the mad hatter on the off day &.... I now need to get this

Makes me think of: Although her hair isn't crimped it looks like hair that has fallen out of being crimped in the not too distant past. Yes, a guilty 80's pleasure I'm caving heavily into...& Joseph's Technicolour coat meets rock n' roll, what a delightful duet

Makes me think: Naty Chabanenko you are my girl crush...& of my childhood fantasy to go to Portobello and pick one a mask to wear for masquerade balls, grander than the "Gossip Girl" one. Ambitious perhaps, but still, I live in hope.

Makes me think: Pigtails ought to recieve a standing ovation and come-back &...doe eyes are to die for

This makes me think: Being on a boat, staring out into the most intense blue black sky and sipping a passion fruit mojito

Thinking Cap On

This makes me think of: A delicious femme fatale in a pop neo noir version of "Sin City" &.. Those extreme cheek implants Lady Gaga has recently been sporting, I really would like to cheeky and ask for a pair myself

This makes me think of: Old skl hip hop dress, especially after visiting Notinghill Art's Club YoYo night &...it's summer but I'll put up with stickiness just to wear my new pu leggings

This makes me think of: I really would like to create my own eden inspired scent this season &...one day I hope someone leaves petals in the bath tub for me

This makes me think of: My ear drums dancing in heaven

Curious & Curiouser

Dark Electric Blue Hair. Four tone smokey pussy-cat eyes. Heavy drawn out brows. Bleached follicles extraterrestrial charm. 80's fanned out wacky curls. Panda doe eyes smouldering lids.

Nymphets Named And Proclaimed

Not only are they born painfully mesmerising creatures, even their names echo such an enimagtic and alluring air.

I know, I know, models come from far and wide across plains of the earths, so whilst their names sound exotic to us, it is more widely recognised in their homeland. Equally, I am aware that some models shall just have ordinary, popular names but it seems to me at least, flicking through the likes of Lula, i-D, LOVE, Dazed and Confused, the following: Candice Swanepoel, Yulia Terentieva, Magdalena Frackowiak, Constance Jablonski, Tatiana Lyadochkina, Madelene de la Motte and Karlie Kloss, all render me insignificant and cast me off as Bill Bloggs.

I'm aware that the perfection which dominates their faces, is what gives such names an enticing twist, names like Kate Moss prove that a being can transfer the ordinary into the extra-ordinary with a swish of fortunate genetic genes. The bottom line is, have one thing working in your favour and make everything else work for you. Emerald, emerald with envy is how I feel.